1. zyoteofalbion:

    a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

    AND WITH THIS GIFSET MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.

    A king has to know these kinds of things.

    (Source: asgardian-poledance, via sarcastic-snowflake)

     
  2. (Source: science-junkie, via y-ugular)

     
  3. spenceralthouse:

    Sound logic.

    (via maurlinnn)

     
  4. iamsmallcat:

    the last one killed me

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via whatinthehecklesdoesthefoxsay)

     

  5. cchannette:

    jwisser:

    thepasta-nerada:

    vvrathia:

    the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

    and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

    This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

    oh my god

    (Source: twoukofukawa, via mixeobanhbeo)

     

  6. princedorkface:

    So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81.

    This is the original picture:

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    A picture of a statue of Poseidon.

    But look at some of the treasures we found:

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    Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon.

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    Old woman Poseidon.

    BUT THIS IS WHERE WE LOST IT…

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    X-MEN CYCLOPES POSEIDON

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    AND MASTER CHIEF POSEIDON

    (via whatinthehecklesdoesthefoxsay)

     
  7. insertcoolpunhere:

    maraudingmaps:

    we all knew that was coming before we scrolled down

    (Source: castiuls, via whatinthehecklesdoesthefoxsay)

     

  8. actionables:

    1lazygenius:

    actionables:

    MY HOUSE IS FULL OF BEES

    DOES THAT MAKE YOU A QUEEN?

    you can call me

    image

    (Source: actionables, via stability)

     

  9. Do anyone else’s feet fall asleep when they’re pooping?

     

  10. yellowberet:

    ghostmoritz:

    yellowberet:

    our friend noah

    almost got mugged today

    they were like “give us your money”

    and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

    and it worked

    WHAT THE FUCK????

    me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

    WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

    (via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

     
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  12. can-not-compete:

    caseytheboy:

    skinny-love711:

    gifcraft:

    Fallen Tree Stands Back Up

    Science side of tumblr, please explain?!

    well due to the tree being pissed off he packed his shit and left 

    thanks science side of tumblr

    (Source: dovga.com, via inthepussylike)

     
  13. hotboysofficial:

    the future is now

    (via schloong)

     
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  15. evienator:

    octoberrainfall252:

    Not taking any chances

    I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

    (via herdaydreamaway)